Laws of Attraction

Dear Kupid,

My wife is always angry. She is always lashing out on me and our 7 year old son. We have not spoken to each other in months and all she does is scream. I think she is stressed out at work. I just want to leave.

You think she's stressed out at work? Nah. You're probably cheating on her and not doing a good job of hiding the shit.

Sorry to sock it to your ass like that but its true. Woman have a high tolerance for stress, but a low tolerance for bullshit. Either you're spinning off on her or she's spinning off on you. Its a matter of time before the truth will hit the surface. How can I make such accusations based on no merit? Well there is merit; you just have to look for it. She is ALWAYS angry. What on this earth can make a woman so mad that it stays with her? All day. Everyday. In general, woman don't mind being semi-subserviant to their men--even after a stressful day at work. So if she's throwing a plate of food at you or slamming a cup of soda in your lap during the game, she probably went through your voicemail or saw some shit she wasn't "suppossed" to see. If she's lashing out at your son, consider this a warning for your son. All she is doing is warning him that these are the consequences of trying to stunt on a ho.

So I encourage you to investigate instead of sitting back and assessing shit. People in love don't scream at each other everyday. I could be totally wrong about everything I've said, but I'm only here to plant seeds and explore the possibilities.